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Happy Tuesday, Future Party. There have been plenty of headlines over the years about how social media is addictive, but did you know that scrolling also makes you sweat? Researchers out of Durham University found that, when scrolling social media for 15 minutes, users’ hearts slowed down, and they started to sweat more. When they finally broke away from their feeds, their heart rates went up, and yes, they needed to reapply deodorant… a bit similar to an addict going through withdrawal. Imagine that.

Nokia sent the first 4G network system aboard Intuitive Machines’ Athena lander, which touched down on the Moon on March 6th.

The Big Picture: Putting a working cell network on the Moon would be a game-changer for astronauts and future lunar colonies.

Behind the Connection: Although Athena fell over on its side and lost power sooner than expected — cutting Nokia’s full deployment of the tech short — it still managed to prove that it worked.

The Future: The plan is for the adventurers aboard NASA’s Artemis III mission in 2027 to be outfitted with internet-connected Axios spacesuits, capable of transmitting first-person POV HD video back to Earth. While astronauts are eager to use the tech to chat with experts on the ground instead of mastering everything themselves, don’t be surprised if public feeds become some of YouTube’s most viral content of the year.

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Industrial designer Joe Doucet has developed a paint for structures that changes color when the temperature outside changes to either retain or reflect the sun’s heat.

Why It Hits: Homebuilders, commercial designers, and municipal governments have been exploring ways to use paints to reduce surface temperatures of buildings and streets and curb the “heat island effect” in dense urban areas. Doucet’s invention could bring this power to homeowners and landlords with a creative twist.

Behind the Shades: Do you need a fresh coat of “climate-adaptive” paint?

Final Coat: The paint took two years to develop (and over 100 attempts) and is a mix between typical latex house paint and a proprietary formula. Doucet tested it by building two identical scale models of a home he was designing, painting one white and the other black when deciding which color to use. He found a double-digit difference in the indoor temperatures of each structure, which kicked off the changing-color paint idea.

Doucet stressed to Fast Company that he had no plans to start a paint company but instead hoped to license the formula to paint manufacturers — which could spark a feeding frenzy for the rights. This could get messy.

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75.8% of you voted I don’t care about what athletes wear before a game. in yesterday’s poll: How do you feel about athletes’ tunnel fits?

“Only the media does. Building fake hype, so they can pretend to have important news to share.”

“Brands really overestimate how much people care about things like this.”

“Seriously, who cares?”

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🏈 Buffalo Bills QB Josh Allen signed a $330 million five-year contract extension, with $250 million guaranteed — the most in NFL history.

📺 Paramount’s #1 priority — other than ensuring the Skydance merger gets government approval — is updating its streaming technology.

🗳️ Lionsgate shareholders will finally get the chance to vote on the split between Lionsgate Studios and Starz on April 23rd.

💸 Saudi Arabia’s Neom smart city is way over budget and schedule — it could cost a total of $8.8 trillion and take 55 years to build.

🧠 Neuralink has applied to trademark the terms “telepathy” and “telekinesis”… just in case you wanted to know where things are headed.

📱 Apple has delayed its “more personalized” Siri update after running into concerns.

🧐 President Donald Trump claims that he’s negotiating with “four different firms” about a TikTok takeover.

💻 Surf, Flipboard’s new social-web browser, has inked a deal with Bluesky.

🤨 After X experienced widespread outages yesterday, owner Elon Musk said that it’d been hit with a “massive cyberattack.”